ʻAe, Yahoo. ʻilihune, ʻilihune Yahoo.
Ma hope o ke kauwela i hoʻopiha ʻia me ka hilahila a me ka piʻi ʻana ma mua o ko Paris Hilton i ʻike ʻia i kona wā e ola ana, ʻo ka hui liʻiliʻi ʻaʻole hiki ke hana hou, i ka manawa āu i manaʻo ai e hōʻoiaʻiʻo i nā mea a pau ua maikaʻi nā mea a pau, i kēia manawa ua hoʻopau ʻo Yahoo i kāna hana. koho pāloka pono'ī o ka po'e kuleana - 'ae, 'o ia ka koho pāloka i ho'oku'u 'ia nā luna ho'okō e mālama i kā lākou mau hana.
Ma kahi hoʻololi hope loa, hoʻolimalima ʻo Yahoo e helu i nā balota, huki iā Florida, a hoʻopau i ka helu. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Broadridge Financial Solutions, ʻo ke kuhi hewa ʻana i kumu i nā koho no ka Luna Nui ʻo Jerry Yang a me nā luna ʻē aʻe e hele mai i kahi kiʻekiʻe ma mua o ka mea e pono ai. Ma kahi hoʻihoʻi maikaʻi ʻole mai ka makahiki 2000, ke ala hou nei ka manaʻo o ka recount.
ʻAʻohe hopena koʻikoʻi o kēia derangement, ʻoiai. Ua ʻōlelo ʻo Broadridge ʻaʻole i hoʻololi kāna hewa i ka hopena - ʻaʻole hele ʻo Yang a me kāna papa yahoos ma kahi ʻē - akā ua hōʻemi ia i ko lākou palena o ka lanakila. Nani nui, no hoi.
Ua hōʻike ʻia nā hopena kumu he 14.6 pakeneka wale nō o nā mea kuleana e kāohi ana i kā lākou mau balota no Yang. I kēia manawa? ʻOi aku ia ma mua o ka pālua i ka 33.7 pakeneka piha. ʻAʻole mamao hope ʻo Pelekikena Roy Bostock. ʻO kāna pākēneka o nā balota i kāohi ʻia ua lele mai ka 20.5 pākēneka hewa a i ka 39.6 pākēneka pololei - ʻaʻole naʻe i lawa ke kumu kūʻai iā ia i kāna hana.
ʻO ka hapa nui o nā hōʻike e hōʻike ana i ka hapa nui o nā balota i kāohi ʻia he hōʻailona o ke kūʻē ʻana e ka poʻe ʻae ʻae ʻole. ʻAʻohe mea kupanaha.
No kēia mau hanana a me ke kauwela holoʻokoʻa o ka ʻeha, ke hoʻopuka nei mākou i kahi hanohano lōʻihi i ka mea e hoʻohenehene ʻia ai ka makahiki - a hoʻohenehene - ʻoihana. Yahoo, eia kahi mea e haʻaheo ai: ʻO ʻoe ka mea hou loa i loaʻa i kā mākou makana hanohano, ʻo ka Cyber S Sarcastic Salute. He olelo hooholo lokahi. Me ka ʻōlelo ʻia ʻana, aia kekahi mau hōʻailona o kahi kuhi hewa ... no laila pono mākou i kekahi mau pule e hōʻoia i kou lanakila ʻana.
Elon Decker He mea kākau ʻenehana ʻo Elon ma Cyber S. Ua kākau ʻo ia pehea e alakaʻi ai ma kahi o 6 mau makahiki i kēia manawa a ua uhi ʻo ia i nā kumuhana he nui. Makemake ʻo ia e uhi i nā kumuhana e pili ana iā Windows, Android, a me nā ʻōlelo hoʻopunipuni hou loa.